May a 20yo world-weary slut offer his advice as to cruising.
Ways of knowing whether someone is interested:-
- THE GAY/LESBIAN STARE
- the exchange of smouldering looks between two members of the same sex.
- characterised by the piercing stare and the queasy feeling that one is
being mentally stripped by the other party
- will last 5.164 secs longer than the STRAIGHT BO-CHAP stare or 21.42
secs shorter than the HALLO-YOU-GOT-PROBLEM stare.
- THE EARRING TEST
- left means he is str8/gay
- right means he is gay/str8
- both means he is confused or desperate
- none means you'll have to ask him.
- THE 1-2-3-TURN
- the sure-confirm sign of someone's interest
- characterised by one of the parties sashaying past the other, both
parties silently count to 3, and turn to look. If both parties return the
look, they better start smiling or blushing demurely. If not.. don't
waste time on him/her lah
- Try this in Raffles City and you'll hear everyone counting
Anyway... do try the above out if you are out there looking for
Prince/King/Princess Charming. Sure will kana something one.
Remember Murphy's Law of cruising:-
"When you see the love of your life, you would either be shopping with
Mom or dating your steady"
A weathered slut,
Danny 
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